Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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