dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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