glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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