just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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