Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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