everyone is single if you try hard enough
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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