My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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