It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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