Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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