Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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