she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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