my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What a dumb baby whore.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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