you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
When did angry sex become our thing?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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