I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
