come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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