its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
