My first STD was from a foam party
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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