so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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