if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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