Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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