when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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