The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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