So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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