Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I want to fling myself into the sun
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