Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Terrible idea I love it
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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