I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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