I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This baby is an asshole
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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