Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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