I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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