At least make sure they are 18
Why
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
