Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
pray to the hookup gods
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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