Your face is a jimmy john
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Your cock deserves a montage
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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