K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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