Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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