i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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