Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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