I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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