You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
well you can't waste a boner
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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