He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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