A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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