That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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