i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i think my cat just said my name.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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