i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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