i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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