Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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