I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
