im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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