rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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