I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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