All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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