They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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