Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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