whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Of course I have a pirate flag
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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