So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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