I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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