do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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